PJs

PJs:
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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

*. Chintu joshi kakunche dar wajawato.
Joshi kaku: kon ahe?
Chintu: Mi ahe.
Joshi kaku: Mi kon?
Chintu: Joshi kaku

*. Plastic surgery zalyawar ek baai aarashyat pahate ani doctor la khup marate.
Doctor: aho baai kaay zale te tar saanga.
Baai: mazya cheheryawar ha khadda kasla?
Doctor: aho baai, tumhich tar mhanala hota na plastic surgery sathi mazya potachi skin ghya...to khadda nahiye, tumchi bembi ahe[:D]

*. (Old one, but a classic)
Manus: Doctor doctor, mi 'FA' (marathi madhla 'F') la 'FA' mhanato
Doctor: AaFAkaFA
(Explaination pahije asel tar scrap liha, tasa ha joke kalayla awaghad ahe...[:D])

*. Aaram karnarya sardarache naw kaay? Ans: Relaxing
Gani ganarya sardarache naw kaay? Ans: Sing

*. Ha Thoda Non-Veg ahe...(karan mi kaalach chicken khalle..[:D])..! neways:
Dukandar: Kay ho baai, tumhi hi 500 rupayachi note tumchya blouse madhye thewali hoti kaa...?
Baai: ho, tumhala kase kalale..?
Dukandar: Note madhlya Gandhijinche tond ughade ahe...!!!

*. ajun thoda Non-Veg
Sardarin: kal ratri boka yeun sagale doodh piun gela
Sardar: tari mi tula roj sangato ki ratri zoptana nite gown ghalun zopat ja..!

*. Guide movie madhye 'Gata rahe mera dil' hya song madhye Vahida Rehman tichi sari ka badalat nahi...?
karan tya song madhye Dev Anand tila mhanato 'Badle duniya "sari", tum na badalna'....!

*.Ek kombadi pillu dete....kase kaay?
Andyache (Egg che) nav pillu aste [:D]
Ek kombadi parat pillu dete...kase kaay...?
Manjarache nav kombadi aste [:D]

*. Gurujee: Raju, tuzi aai service karate ka..?
Raju: Nahi gurujee,mazi aai tennis nahi khelat...!

*. 3 beduk martat ani swargat jatat.
Chitragupta: tumhi kase melat te saanga..
1la beduk: mi kamalawar baslo hoto ani gadi geli ani mi melo
2ra beduk: mi kamalawar basnyacha praya karat hoto ani gadi geli ani mi melo
3ri bedkin aste
bedkin: mich ti 'Kamala' ...[:D]

*. Ek mulagi tichya mitrala mhanate : Mi tula aaj ratri phone karate...
Mitra Mhanato: Pan parat udya sakali Mulaga karashil na !!!!!!

*. daku: mhatare!!! tujha naav kay?
aajji: majha naav gangubai
daku: mi tula sodun deto, majhya aai cha naav pan gangubai hota
daku: mhataryaaaa, tujha naav kay
ajoba: majha naav gyanaba hay pan ladane sagale mala gangubaich mhantat

*. Baai: Aho Police saheb, maza navra bhaji anayla gela ahe ani 4 divas zale to ajun parat ala nahi. mi kay karu ?
Police: Dusari bhaji kara...!

*. Ekda ek hindi mulga marathi mitrachya lagnala jato. Jevan chalu astana navara navari la ghas bharawat asto tenva hindi mulga wicharto
"Ye log kya kar rahe hai"..?
Shejarcha marathi manus mhanato "GHASS KHA RAHE HAI"

*. Guruji: Ata sagle shikaoon zale ..Ata mazya saglya prashnachi uttare PATAPAT dya bara...sanga Maharashtra chi rajdhani konti?
Raju: PATAPAT

*. Raju: Baba, fataka kashamule futato ho?
Baba: Fatakyatil daru la ushnata milalyamule
Raju: Mag kadhi darudya manasane chaha pyayla tar?

*. Ekda Raju sainya (Army)-bharati la jato. Tithe tyala prashan wichartat:
interview ghenara: tula sainyat (Army madhye) ka bharati vhyayche ahe?
Raju: mala sheera khup awadato.
interview ghenara: Sainyacha ani sheeryacha kaay sambandha..?
Raju: Mi ji advertise baghun alo tyat lihile hote ki "Sainyat Sheera"...:)

*. Bayko: Kal ratri zopet tumhi mala shivya det hotat
Navra: aga tuza gairsamaj zala ahe
Bayko: kasla gairsamaj? mi mazya kananni aaikle ahe
Navra: aga to navhe ga, mi zopet hoto asa gairsamaj zalay tuza...[:D]

*. Wata-paurnimela Vada chya zaadala bayka pradakshina ghaltat ani kaay prarthana kartat...????
Vada Paav Vada Paav

*. Jackie chen kade 2 gaayee astat. Ek gaay khup dudh dete ani dusri bilkul nahi ...ase ka?
Dusri 'Gogal-gaay' aste [:D]